YOU MIGHT BE A BUBBA IF...

 v  Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

v  Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

v  More than half your wardrobe is Camo.

v  Fewer than half your cars run.

v  You’ve ever been in a custody fight over a huntin’ dog.

v  Any of your honeymoon involves a deer camp.

v  There is a wasp nest in your living room.

v  You burn your yard rather than mow it.

v  You own a homemade fur coat.

v  You’ve ever used a toilet seat for a picture frame.

v  Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

v  You’ve ever unstopped a sink with a shotgun.

v  Your basketball hoop used to be a fishing-net.

v  You have a bug light inside your house.

v  You’ve ever shot a deer from inside your house.

v  Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

v  You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

v  You’ve ever used your underwear for a gas cap.

v  You wear a baseball cap to bed.

v  You put beer on your cereal.

v  You mow your lawn and find a car.

v  You think a lavatory is a breed of dog.

v  You have spent more on your pick up truck than on your education.

v  You wore a tank top to you sister’s wedding.

v  You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

v  In your divorce you got visitation rights to the dog.

v  You wedding invitations says, “same time, same place”.